Now that summer is upon us and I am somewhat freed of professional responsibilities of being a teachersman, I have a lot more time on my hands to do something I've been wanting to get off the ground for quite some time. A few years ago my brain had the brilliant idea to search YouTube for playthroughs of some of the video games that I enjoy, and YouTube delivered quite nicely. I subscribed to a few people who I particularly liked and have rather enjoyed watching and learning what I could from some really talented players online.
That being said, with more free time on my hands, I intend to start up my own Let's Play series focusing largely on the Total War series of video games. These videos will be uploaded to YouTube and also embedded on the blag-o-blag as well for your viewing delectation. I will be starting with Medieval II: Total War and progressing to other games as well. My theme, likely unsurprising if you've read any of my previous posts, will center on following England throughout its (soon to be very different) history.
Hopefully this will be enjoyable for all involved, both myself and whatever viewership I might pick up. I'm rather excited to get this project underway, and looking forward to doing it!
All right, all right, so this is a bit of a deviation from my regular posts, but I feel like I owe my two readers a little bit of an explanation before I start with this new feature I have in mind. So over the Crimbo season I got a bunch of money from relatives because it's easier for them to just give me money than figure out what I like. As I result I decided to get a Kindle Fire, partly because a number of authors we review send me e-copies of their books to read and I have a hard time reading books on the computer. Generally the temptation to run off onto the Internet and look up weird stuff on Wikipedia is really strong. Granted, the web-browsing abilities of the Kindle Fire that remains a kind of problem but it loads up faster than my computer and is easier to carry around. Also, I read a lot of books. Seriously, I'm running out of shelf space again and I got a brand-new bookcase like four months ago. Since I'm ostensibly trying to move out at some point, a Kindle is a really good choice for me because it's easier to move than a whole ton of books and a bulky bookcase.
What do you mean I'm almost out of shelf space again? I just got this one!
I should mention that I am a huge fan of physical books and deciding to get an e-reader was a hard decision for me. I love the feel of books, the smell, the physical presence of a stack of books. Maybe I'm an unapologetic biblophile but there's a certain substance to physical books that e-readers just sort of lack for me. However the benefits of significantly decreased space and the decreased costs of books make a very good economic decision for me at this time. What really sold me on it, though, was the availability of out-of-copyright books for free. Granted for them to be out of copyright they're generally over a hundred years old but there are plenty of books I look forward to reading for free with this feature. (If you're more a fan of the Nook than the Kindle, Barnes and Noble also has out of copyright books available for free.)
Among these out-of-copyright books are the works of Jules Verne and HG Wells, gentlemen I like to refer to as the grandfathers of science fiction. While the books that they wrote were not called science fiction at the tie, they definitely are precursors to the genre as it exists today and in some cases are excellent steampunk adventures. (Although maybe the fact that they were written during the Age of Steam excludes them from being steampunk but that's a debate for a different day.) Anyway I shall be bringing reviews of their books, and other novels, to the Arsenal in a new feature I call Raiding the Stacks.
Just for future reference any book that I'm going to review for Raiding the Stacks first must be out of copyright and available through Amazon, if only for the technical reason I need to be able to get a copy of it for my Kindle. The other requirement I'm going to place is that it has to sort of fit in with the Arsenal's theme of awesome manliness and gentleman adventurers, or the genre of fantasy/sci-fi. While I certainly could go read Pride and Prejudice because it's out of copyright and available I sure as hell am not going to read it. Yes, yes, all you Mr. Darcy fangirls can yell at me all you want but I think you're in the wrong place. THIS IS A PLACE FOR AWESOME THINGS! NOT CRITIQUES OF ROMANCE NOVELS! NO WE MUST HAVE ADVENTURES! So you take your Jane Austen books and...read them somewhere else. Yeah. I showed you. What was I doing? Oh, right, Raiding the Stacks. I might also look at some books like Dracula, The Three Musketeers and Les Miserables because I'm interested in reading those books and they too are free. Granted with Les Mis if I get stuck I'm probably going to put it down, say at least I tried, and go enjoy the musical. And man, is that a manly musical.
As a final point I should say that a lot of these books, mostly written by white men in the 1800's or earlier, very casually make racist and sexist remarks. As a citizen of the 21st century I recognize that all forms of discrimination are wrong. (Except against robots. And elves. Hate those guys.) So I will recognize and admit that racist and sexist remarks will come up from time to time in these books as a product of their authors and the time period. Most of these remarks though are casual bigotry and fit in with the assumptions of the time period so I will not condemn a book because its author didn't know any better. That being said, if the purpose of a work is entirely to promote a bigoted standpoint, such as The Birth of a Nation, then I'm going to condemn it on those grounds. A significant number of books, even from when bigotry was cool, don't have that agenda so I'm probably not going to bring it up. Again, bigotry is wrong and uncool and I accept that people in the olden days did that, but I'm not going to condemn them on that point unless they're attempting to actively spread their bigotry through their work.
Anyway, next week I shall be looking at Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne which, while it doesn't have any sci-fi elements does have one man racing around the world on a bet simply to prove he can.
Okay, so I know that this isn't my usual update schedule, but as a special Christmas present to all of you, I'm introducing Carvan. Carvan is a good friend I've known for about eight years now and has helped me with numerous zombie uprisings, vampire hunts and the Robot Uprising of 2017. Wait, no, that hasn't happened yet, forget I said that. Anyway, when he's not pretending he's British, Carvan does nerd things like watch anime and play video games. Also he plays a bard in a Pathfinder campaign so we'll probably make fun of him for that. Well, not that I hate bards. They're just not really my playing style is all. Granted as much as I like melee-oriented classes there's the whole linear fighters, quadratic wizards problem. I just sort of look for excuses to make fun of Carvan. Like his preference for elves. Or liking vampires. Really any reason to make fun of him. Where was I? Oh yes.
Anyway, Carvan will be dropping in from time to time to provide guest reviews or gems of insight from his particular brand of insanity. Hopefully you'll come to like him as much as I have over the years, even if I don't understand his motives at times.
Oh and seriously, that Robot Uprising thing? Nothing to worry about, just forget I mentioned it. Definitely no need to start stockpiling supplies.
Hello, dear readers and welcome to Kalpar's Arsenal. A few of you may already be familiar with me as the editor-in-chief and sometime writer for the blog I Smell Sheep, and believe me, I'm still doing that. However if you've ever visited the flock over at I Smell Sheep you might have noticed the entire blog is a little heavy on the vampires and the romances. Which is fine, you know, if you're Katie or Sharon and like that sort of thing. To state the blatantly obvious, I don't like those sorts of things. So while Katie and Sharon are drooling over the latest alpha male with impossibly perfect abs that came their way, I need to be doing awesome things. Like fighting the followers of Chaos in the name of the Emperor. Or punching Nazis on Mars with Theodore Roosevelt. You know, that sort of thing.
Basically the goals of the arsenal are threefold:
Provide a place for me to write my posts that wouldn't necessarily fit in with the other posts at I Smell Sheep.
Provide an easy place for people to find my awesome hilarity without having to dig through countless romance novel reviews.
Give me an incentive to write on a regular basis, providing usual posts every Thursday for my two readers.
Hopefully this blog will provide me a means to grow as a writer, especially by making me meet a self-imposed deadline every Thursday. Also I shall hopefully bring funny or at least interesting opinions to my readers, however few they may be. Anyway, pull up a chair, open a beverage, and welcome to the Arsenal.
